Jokes that would make you laugh

I am gonna share 5 dirty but funny jokes here.  You might have heard some of them. If you have not, enjoy them. They are really really funny.

1. Teacher: why are you  late?
   Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull. 
   Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
   Student: No, only BULL can do it.
   
2. Boy and girl of class 2 asked     teacher “Can kids of our age have kids?”
   Teacher replied” NO Never!!”
    Boy said to girl: “See I told you not to worry!!!!”
3. A woman married a one legged man.
   She wrote to her mother:  “My husband only has  ONE FOOT”.
   Her Mother replied: “You are lucky,your papa has  ONLY 5 INCHES”
4. In a practical Exam
   Examiner showed legs of bird and said: “Tell the bird’s name”
   Student: I dont know.
   Exminer: U r failed.Wats your name?
   Student: You see my legs, and tell me what is my name…
5. Doctor: Do you watch your husband face during sex?Lady: I did once and he looked very angry.
   Doctor: Why?
   Lady: Because he was watching from the window.
6. Two girls are having shower together.
   First one ask: Hey, your pussy is so  clean how?
   Second, one replied: stupid have u ever seen grass on the busy road.
   
7. A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.?
   Mama dog said: “Your dad came from behind; I do not have the chance to  see his face carefull.
8. Boy(politely): What is there in between your legs?
   Girl(angrily) :Hell! Then what is  there in between your  legs?
   Boy(laughing): Sinner… Who wants to go to hell.