Jokes that would make you laugh

A  man with his pair of over sized slippers was sun basking sitting on the top of staircase…..A smart woman climbed up the staircase and when reached near the man found out his penis dangling without a underwear…..without the moments hesitation the woman shouted….Oh !!! what a size……

1. the man replied tapping his feet ….YA   it is NO.9.
2. Once a district health officier visited a remote village to demonstrate how to use condom during sex to the farmers in that village. He demonstrated in such a way that almost all villagers present there understood. He explained that condom can prevent pregnancy and also many STDs like HIV/AIDS.
   After few months, a villager from that village came to visit the health officer.
   Villager: Sir, I used the condom in the way you demonstrated but still my wife got pregnant.What can I do?
   Health officer was bit confused and did not know what to say for a moment.
   Health Officer: Show me how did you use.Health officer gave him a condom to demonstrate how he used during sex.Then as demonstrated by health officer, the farmer opened the condom and put it on his thumb.
   Villager: This is how I used. After sex I took it out from my thumb and then threw it.
   
   
   
   
   
   
3. Once a Buddhist nun visited a doctor as she was having some  urinal problem. After collecting a urine sample from her,  doctor asked her to come for result after some times.
   As informed by doctor she went to collect her result. Doctor picked up the result of some other woman whose name was as same as nun’s name.
   With little hesitation, Doctor said,” I am sorry to tell you that you are pregnant.”
   The nun trying to hide her blushes moved close to the doctor and wispired softly,” can brinjal make girls pregnant?”.
   Note:Monks and Nuns are abstained from sexual contact.
4. Husband, wife and their little son were having lunch together. The wife had just returned from summer holiday. Their little son started the conversation.
5. Son:    Mother, when you were away and one day when I returned from school I saw father and Aunty Kim in the bedroom.  
   Mother: Then what did you see?
   Son: Then they kissed and their cloths start to fly out of the bed room.
   Mother: Then what happened?
   Son: Then they climbed on the bed.
   Mother: Then what happened?
   Little boy: Then they started doing what you and Uncle Sam did last summer.

Jokes that would make you laugh

I am gonna share 5 dirty but funny jokes here.  You might have heard some of them. If you have not, enjoy them. They are really really funny.

1. Teacher: why are you  late?
   Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull. 
   Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
   Student: No, only BULL can do it.
   
2. Boy and girl of class 2 asked     teacher “Can kids of our age have kids?”
   Teacher replied” NO Never!!”
    Boy said to girl: “See I told you not to worry!!!!”
3. A woman married a one legged man.
   She wrote to her mother:  “My husband only has  ONE FOOT”.
   Her Mother replied: “You are lucky,your papa has  ONLY 5 INCHES”
4. In a practical Exam
   Examiner showed legs of bird and said: “Tell the bird’s name”
   Student: I dont know.
   Exminer: U r failed.Wats your name?
   Student: You see my legs, and tell me what is my name…
5. Doctor: Do you watch your husband face during sex?Lady: I did once and he looked very angry.
   Doctor: Why?
   Lady: Because he was watching from the window.
6. Two girls are having shower together.
   First one ask: Hey, your pussy is so  clean how?
   Second, one replied: stupid have u ever seen grass on the busy road.
   
7. A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.?
   Mama dog said: “Your dad came from behind; I do not have the chance to  see his face carefull.
8. Boy(politely): What is there in between your legs?
   Girl(angrily) :Hell! Then what is  there in between your  legs?
   Boy(laughing): Sinner… Who wants to go to hell.