Kindle eBook reader

In this article I will give the review of one of the most sold eBook reader, Kindle Touch screen 3G. What is Kindle eBook reader? What are the specifications? And most importantly Why it is wise to purchase Kindle eBook reader, especially for passionate readers? You will have to pry it up to know, why?
Kindle, an eBook reader is one the most sold products around the world and thanks to technology for giving us a new means to read books instead of old traditional thick books, and more importantly the friend to have gifted me with a Kindle eBook reader. 

Specifications of Kindle eBook reader

It has been barely a year ago from now when I started using Kindle eBook reader and I was waiting just for a platform like this to share about it. Particularly to me I found it a lot easier to use, lighter, and reader friendly, not enough to cause any discomfort to the eyes and of course I was stunned by its mind-blowing battery storage capacity which goes more than two months even when used almost every hour of the day, i.e. not including night time. Above all, questions about its portability is beyond truth, it proves itself being one to be made one and only for being a portable book for passionate readers. With this you can download thousand of ebooks for reasonable price, store three thousands of them in it, and read many thousands in your life time which is nothing compared to the price paid, which is 100 Dollars per Kindle. 
In other words you can read books everywhere, anywhere starting from a lavatory to an office. This way you can make it possible to read even while walking.Once you have a Kindle reader you can just make it like your own text books such as, underlining the text, editing, and striking if necessary. The only thing you need to worry is to catch a Wi-fi spot and coolly take advantage of what is called 3G service in it, in more than 100 countries around the world. That’s pretty extensive, right?

Even newspapers and magazines can be read here.It is very much true to be bored by reading, even with this ebook reader but this products is kept bold to fight your boredom with MP3 player ready to play your favourite songs enough to recreate yourself.

Kindle Touch Screen 3G

4 GB internal memory
Weighs 220 grams 
Measures 6.8″ by4.7′by 0.4″
Warranted for one year from the date of purchase
Price: 100 Dollars

Kindle eBook reader is worth purchasing and I strongly recommend this gadget.

Madeywa, the hamlet I came from

 Standing dignified on the very greasy steep slope in far east of Bhutan is my village, Madeywa, one of the backwoods in the country. It is almost impervious to swallow that life could exist in such a setup for the faraway readers and the viewers above. It dates back years henceforth about how did it catch the name Madeywa. It is largely believed that a long time ago two girls were lost, and never they could find them, which simply is "maan-gay-maa" in dialect, Sharchop. According to other theories, its meaning is sad in Dzongkha. Any ways we don't have any conclusive hard or soft smoking gun. However, "maan-gay-maa" couldn't be deemed more as locals fancied multitude of changes and finally to 'Madeywa', and until now, I am not convinced of the spelling; this is what my citizenship identity card reads.

              Insulated by the nauseating mountains' ranges and have stretched far from the reach of lights and roads until lately I am sure that the faith runs deep through the very core of each person living in it. Half bored by the daily routine men get drenched in alcohol, laughter and quarrels annually in festival times, which usually follow the later months of the year. Each person lives in their terms. They have their occupation, some cowboys, some carpenters, some black magicians, some hunters, some fishermen, some monks, some housewives, some politicians and so on. Autumn is the time to realize what people have seeded, and it is the only agency to caliper the coins.

              I enjoyed being every part of my hamlet, and I still adore being one apart from those petty lousy memories of carrying electric poles in cold winter of 2005 and of course yes, how could I cosign Kesang Wangchuk's dialogue to oblivion? " dhaa, hungten yaa oie Bong tsaa dhaa boo," to Sonam in such times. Still more, like Bumpa Tshering hitting an arrow to Phopjaalaa, me getting bruised by school teachers because of local jargon, Melam pulling down Tenzin off the ladder and Melam getting banged for his evil doings in the society would keep me always alive. Above all winter of 2005 is life imprisoned in my memories.

              For me, it is an Elysium. Living in Delhi, I am not carried away by the metropolitan bombast.

Jokes that would make you laugh

A  man with his pair of over sized slippers was sun basking sitting on the top of staircase…..A smart woman climbed up the staircase and when reached near the man found out his penis dangling without a underwear…..without the moments hesitation the woman shouted….Oh !!! what a size……

1. the man replied tapping his feet ….YA   it is NO.9.
2. Once a district health officier visited a remote village to demonstrate how to use condom during sex to the farmers in that village. He demonstrated in such a way that almost all villagers present there understood. He explained that condom can prevent pregnancy and also many STDs like HIV/AIDS.
   After few months, a villager from that village came to visit the health officer.
   Villager: Sir, I used the condom in the way you demonstrated but still my wife got pregnant.What can I do?
   Health officer was bit confused and did not know what to say for a moment.
   Health Officer: Show me how did you use.Health officer gave him a condom to demonstrate how he used during sex.Then as demonstrated by health officer, the farmer opened the condom and put it on his thumb.
   Villager: This is how I used. After sex I took it out from my thumb and then threw it.
   
   
   
   
   
   
3. Once a Buddhist nun visited a doctor as she was having some  urinal problem. After collecting a urine sample from her,  doctor asked her to come for result after some times.
   As informed by doctor she went to collect her result. Doctor picked up the result of some other woman whose name was as same as nun’s name.
   With little hesitation, Doctor said,” I am sorry to tell you that you are pregnant.”
   The nun trying to hide her blushes moved close to the doctor and wispired softly,” can brinjal make girls pregnant?”.
   Note:Monks and Nuns are abstained from sexual contact.
4. Husband, wife and their little son were having lunch together. The wife had just returned from summer holiday. Their little son started the conversation.
5. Son:    Mother, when you were away and one day when I returned from school I saw father and Aunty Kim in the bedroom.  
   Mother: Then what did you see?
   Son: Then they kissed and their cloths start to fly out of the bed room.
   Mother: Then what happened?
   Son: Then they climbed on the bed.
   Mother: Then what happened?
   Little boy: Then they started doing what you and Uncle Sam did last summer.

Jokes that would make you laugh

I am gonna share 5 dirty but funny jokes here.  You might have heard some of them. If you have not, enjoy them. They are really really funny.

1. Teacher: why are you  late?
   Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull. 
   Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
   Student: No, only BULL can do it.
   
2. Boy and girl of class 2 asked     teacher “Can kids of our age have kids?”
   Teacher replied” NO Never!!”
    Boy said to girl: “See I told you not to worry!!!!”
3. A woman married a one legged man.
   She wrote to her mother:  “My husband only has  ONE FOOT”.
   Her Mother replied: “You are lucky,your papa has  ONLY 5 INCHES”
4. In a practical Exam
   Examiner showed legs of bird and said: “Tell the bird’s name”
   Student: I dont know.
   Exminer: U r failed.Wats your name?
   Student: You see my legs, and tell me what is my name…
5. Doctor: Do you watch your husband face during sex?Lady: I did once and he looked very angry.
   Doctor: Why?
   Lady: Because he was watching from the window.
6. Two girls are having shower together.
   First one ask: Hey, your pussy is so  clean how?
   Second, one replied: stupid have u ever seen grass on the busy road.
   
7. A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.?
   Mama dog said: “Your dad came from behind; I do not have the chance to  see his face carefull.
8. Boy(politely): What is there in between your legs?
   Girl(angrily) :Hell! Then what is  there in between your  legs?
   Boy(laughing): Sinner… Who wants to go to hell.

Quiddity of Truth in nature.

Existence of truth.

This archetypal is author's own fallacy of fantasy, yet criticisms are embraced.

We are kissed by every word; we speak everyday, be it truth or a lie. In this model person, A is the original holder of the truth but when it is bucked even from him to person B, there are some gush of truth. In other words, A couldn't wrench his lurking to deliver 100% of truth. The leakage could be explained by his forgetfulness, unwillingness, incapability of phrases, and carelessness. That is why a particular truth is truth is never conveyed fully to others even from the native holder of truth. So, in reality, the conveyance of truth ebbs in small doses further from B to C, C to D, and conclusively to person K, who is the last to receive it. At the level of person F truth is 50% just as lie, which is also 50%. At this particular point, they nullify each other make to make obsolete, so it is more like no truth is spoken. From F to K, there is no truth prevailing, although there is but diminishing fraction of truth.

For all intents and purposes, the percentage of truth by the time it reaches K becomes nil, indicating 0% of truth and 100% of bluffs at K. The bottom line is that if you are the first recipient of the truth, you might get 90% of it but not when you are the last to receive it, where the truth is 0% or even less.

1+1=1

Don't gift an egg to a Hen!

All of us in life at some point break down to this sheer conviction, whether or not we do calculatedly. It is not unusual to have seen masterly finished wrapping gifts while making it to ministers, actors, billionaires, lawyers, officers, doctors, and engineers. We all acknowledge that these subsets of people are well heeled, more than plenty not to need any such token, but to our shame, we shell out with a cute little smile in a face. In fact, it might be superior to the best we could incur.

On the contrary, why would anyone not want his or her fortune to flow to a hard up man instead? In this case, everything is unsubtle, the poor man as we know is in need of a big favor but not the minister, neither officers. There is a sincere dodging of application of logic, which we actually revive on everyday life. Clearly 1+1=2 but in this case, it is 1+1, which becomes 3 or more. Even if anyone wanted to sweeten up a poor fellow, he only would unshackle one-tenth of what he would otherwise lavish in a minister.

However, most of us are left without a return which ignites us and makes to hate them. If we are to ask, why? Again, the answer is same-they have enough for them; they don't value our goodies, which is why an egg-laying hen is not to be dished out with an egg. The extra egg is just a burden to the hen.

That is why we never should gift an egg to an egg-laying hen.